Copypasta on OKCupid

Literally an entire year ago (October 2014), my friend, who was visiting at the time, and I decided to make a fake OkCupid profile. Well, actually, that's not entirely true. I decided to make a fake OkCupid profile for myself, because I wanted to do the quizzes and stuff, and I recruited my friend for help in trolling, because that's what I like to do in my free time.

It was fun, and we got a few messages and had a few laughs, but we mostly left the profile abandoned in the following months. Recently, however, I revisited the profile, and to my surprise I actually had quite a few messages.

But first, let's look at the profile, which is a work of art in and of itself:

It me. Also, I made this when I was 19, but I just screenshot (screenshotted?) this today.